g-funk: have you seen the movie bucket list?
me: yes, it was better than i thought it would be.
g-funk: do you remember the best line in the movie?
me: no. what was it?
g-funk: it's when jack nicholson says to the nerdy guy with the glasses: "never pass up a restroom; never pass on a hard on; and never trust a fart."
who wouldn't love her?