Guesses (educated, of course):It is...1. herpes2. the stuff underneath my refrigerator3. the physical manifestation of sin4. something my dog yarfed up 5. the aftermath of gerbil experimentation6. Bob Costas' toupee7. what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love8. a wet guinea......pigps. making my Mac speak my list back to me was almost as entertaining as writing it. Highly Recommended.
so, it wasn't until about 3:30 this afternoon that i saw what this thing really was. the reason i was so freaked out was because i thought its eyes were its nose and its cleft was its nose and its smirky mouth was its smirky mouth (the only part of the anatomy i got correct in this case).seriously, look at that little demon face and tell me you're not scared.
haha. it's also occurred to me that in my scenario of the little devil's face, he has red hair. this amuses me.