i recently dedicated an entire week of my life to reading the twilight series of books--nearly 3,000 pages for those of you keeping track at home. as you know, the series is about a coven (family) of vampires, plus there are some werewolves and humans. the books got me thinking: would i could choose, would it be vampire or werewolf?
some facts on which i based my decision--you'll want to pay attention here because your participation, as always, will be required.
- live forever
- never age from the day they are "changed"
- never sleep
- glitter in the sun
- are very sexual beings
- have special powers
- can't fly, but run really fast
- best friend material
- get to go back to being human
- can hear other pack members' thoughts
so i ask you, friends, would you rather be a vampire or werewolf?
obviously, i'm going to choose vampire. the thought of living forever and never sleeping are enough to push me right over the edge. couple that with global warming, britney spears and her replacement and her replacement and so on for eternity, and my general malaise for human blood, and you can see why i'm all about the wolves.